Sitting Around Twiddling Our Thumbs or Something Like That

One of my greatest frustrations in life are the idiots of the world who think that I sit around all day twiddling my thumbs waiting for something to do. Guess what jackasses, I don't! I have a fucking life and I have a ton of fucking work to get done so, no, I am not waiting around fucking myself until you decide to drop me a line, send me a message, or decided now is a good time for me to call you or do something for you. Case in point, Sassy Pineapple and I were talking and apparently one of our mutual clients who has not called in month, for fear either of us will open a can of whup-ass on him, called and left her a message... Here is my new number and by the way I am off today. Look jackass you may be off today but we are not. You have not made one attempt to find out the well being of your kid for the pass three months but I am going to drop everything and be sure to give you a call because you are off today... First, where have you been for three months, and second, what is it that you think I am doing right now? Sitting at my desk fingering myself, waiting for your call. Or as Sassy Pineapple put it flicking my bean. Wrong! I have been from one side of the city to the other and back, so no the fact that today is your day off is not registering on my radar. I will get back to you within a profession 24-48 hours so until then SUCK IT!

This is just one example, but I see them all the time, people think that because I am working from home, or don't start seeing clients until later in the day I am sitting around like Peg Bundy watching TV and eating bon bons. NEWS FLASH... I am not eating bon bons, I am not napping, I am fingering myself at my desk. I am trying to get all of my shit done, you know the 20 million things have have to get done for each case each week, like notes, billing, court reports, therapy progress reports, etc. If by some freak miracle I am able to get everything done in a week and not have to deal with the overflow from the week before, maybe, just maybe, I will take a break head into the bathroom and steal a few minutes away with my favorite vibrator, but until that day comes (and in the 8 years I have been in this profession it hasn't come yet) I am busy working and will get back to you on my schedule not yours so FUCK OFF!