Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea...

Not Spongebob... Sassy Pineapple brought me a topic to blog about, apparently she and her friends want to know pineapple: fact or fiction. For those of you who are confused right now, we are talking about spunk people. Rumor has it that pineapple improves the flavor of men's semen, so is this fact of fiction? I, for one, don't know. Despite what some friends think the BJ is is SOOO not my thing. It is not that I am opposed to it in general, I mean it certainly is not my favorite ( Yes God created man, this beautiful specimen like the David, but seriously balls on the outside, big mistake. YUCK!), in my case the biggest issue is time. As I have stated before in previous entries, my husband is not a minute man, more like a twenty minute man, and a twenty minute BJ is a VERY LONG TIME.

OK back to the pineapple... Sassy Pineapple (named for both her sassy attitude and this lovely pineapple story) and I have been talking about whether or not there is any truth to this theory. So I asked my husband. His first response was that he was willing to be a test subject, I mean it is for the sake of science. When I let Sassy Pineapple know she promptly texted me that pineapple is currently on sale at Jewel. My response, he may be willing, but I am not sure I am willing to get TMJ in the name of science and blogging.

According to my husband all citrus fruits improve spunk (apparently he has researched this in an attempt to get me to spent more time on the BJ) while certain veggies like asparagus and broccoli have the opposite effect. As Sassy Pineapple put it, if asparagus does to spunk what it does to your pee then stay away. While out tonight for Margarita Thursday Sassy Pineapple and I were talking about the topic and she thought it would be funny if I came home and a pineapple was sitting on my pillow, well if you read my earlier blog entry then you know, there was no pineapple on the pillow tonight.

So we will have to wait and see if the rumors about pineapple are fact or fiction...