Bedazzled Little Lady

About a week or two ago I was watching Chelsea Lately (my fav) and Jennifer Love Hewitt (JLH) was the guest. She was there to promote her new book and during the interview JLH talked about how she had gotten her hoo-ha vagazzled. That's right she bedazzled the little lady with Swarovski crystals. Now to clarify this is done on the pillow top (cleanly waxed-- see etiquette entry), because anything else would be just painful, and apparently you can have just about anything done. In the interview JLH give examples of hearts, an arrow leading the way, or a fun little message for your partner. She goes on to say that it makes you feel quite sexy when you get it done stating that you kind of want to show it to everyone that you meet after you do it but you shouldn't. So this led me to think, what would I put if I were to VAGAZZLE?

My friend who is currently pregnant asked her husband and he said she should put "closed for repairs" or "closed due to infestation." While cute, no man would ever want to enter and that would defeat the purpose of having a pretty hoo-ha, especially during those extra horny pregnancy months.

Another friend suggests "keep off the grass" or "no solicitors." If you want to express you sexuality or sexual preferences you could put "girls only", "boys only", or "boys and girls welcome."

I am somewhat partial to hearts and arrows. However since I know that my friskiness is related to how I feel about my husband (i.e. am I pissed at him or not) that may influence what I would put. If I were mad I would probably put "closed", "back off," or "no admittance." If I were happy with him I would probably put some sort of pattern leading the way, "happy trail" written vertically, "come get some", "lick me", etc.

During Margarita Thursday conversation, my friend (who will hence forth be known as Sassy Pineapple - a rationale for this will be explained in a future entry), and I were trying to think of what other fun things could be written... "cum here" or if you use the pull out method "DON'T cum here." And you could create a very low tramp stamp that says "EXIT ONLY", or if you happen to be of that persuasion, "enter here." The possibilities are endless...

So don't Bedazzle... VAGAZZLE!