Dreams

Have you ever woken up from a good dream and wanted to back to sleep so that you could finish the dream. What about those dreams that have you waking up going "did that really happen"; where it was so real you can't tell if it was a dream or if it really happened. And then there are the dreams that wake you up in a panic, not because they are nightmares but because the content is so crazy you can't believe it actually happened...

When I am abruptly awaken from the dream where I am getting generously attended to, reaching orgasm after orgasm, where the sex is too good to be real; I promptly throw the covers over my head, closed my and fiercely tell myself to go back to sleep, GO BACK TO SLEEP. Why oh why must my dream have ended and, why oh why can I not get back to the place I left off....

The other day I am talking to Sassy Pineapple (SP) and she tells that while at her friends house her friend's husband made a comment about how SP has really soft lips. Sassy Pineapple was like "OK, yeah, thanks..." She said the next morning she got a call from her friend who said, her "husband was right she does have soft lips." Sassy Pineapple was like, "Umm Thanks!.... Wait WHAT?!" That was when her friend told her about her dream... Apparently the night before her friend had had a dream that she was messing around with some faceless man and was making out and when she pulled back she was kissing Sassy Pineapple, one of her best friends who apparently has very soft lips.

One can imagine it is hard to tell your friend I just dreamt that I was making out with/ having sex with you; Right? So how do you tell your friend? And which is worse, same sex or opposite sex dreams (that might depend on sexuality), or does it even matter?

In my case I had dreamt that I was having great sex, mid orgasm, eyes glazed over I realized it was one of my best friends doing the deed and not my husband, Dave Matthews, or David Beckham. Nope, it was one of my best (female) friends. AWKWARD! Well, the next time I saw her it was definitely awkward but we laughed over it, she took pride in being good, and it was done with. I guess if I ever decide to switch teams she is the first person I want to be with because my dream was really good.

Then last night I had this crazy dream, and no this crazy dream is not about sex... I had gone out somewhere and someone came up to me and began commenting on my makeup. Now there are a few things that I love in life: shoes, purses, and makeup. So I am thinking I am going to get a compliment on my eye shadow or lipstick or something. NOPE! The person in my dream begins to tell me how I have sharp makeup line at my chin line showing the difference between my regular skin and my makeup. She told me my makeup look overdone and caked on. While she is telling me this I am looking at her mouth dropped open searching for something to say, to argue...No it doesn't... I use power makeup so that I don't get a makeup line...I pick natural colors...I don't even wear that much makeup... And then she does it, she says the one thing that can make the dream become a nightmare, She tells me I look like Tammy Faye Baker, and I wake up in a full on panic attack. When I go in the bathroom to make sure I look like myself I am a bit shaken... I didn't quite get all of my eye makeup off last night and I have big black smudges of eye liner and mascara around my eyes. As I do a double take I realize that while I look a bit like a raccoon, I still look like me. Thank God!

Dreams are funny things... sometimes they are part fantasy and part nightmare and at times they are just full on crazy.