Everyone knows that men love there penises. All kinds of different theorist have theories on why women envy them, but at what age does this idea of penis love really begin. Well, I would have guessed at some point in there teen years when they figure out the whole masturbation thing. I was wrong, Apparently penis love begins around the age of three.
A couple of weeks ago while changing Bear's diaper, he asks me "Mommy what's that?" pointing at his penis. I respond " I don't know what is that?" He says "Its my pee pee". I respond "Oh, OK." And then it happened the moment all men must go throw at somepoint. Bear says "I like my pee pee, I like it all the time."
Now I think the Electra complex is full of shit, so I don't women envy men's penises. Men on the other hand I think have very strong penis envy, especially when they know someone is packing more then they are. In fact I can think of one man in particular who has been vocal of his envy of my husbands package, but I really was not ready for the penis love. I really thought I would be dealing with Monkey and masturbation before having Bear tell me he "loves his pee pee all the time."
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