Is my Leg Asleep or am I Having an Orgasm?

In true Margarita Thursday fashion, Sassy Pineapple (SP) and I discussed a good one a couple of weeks ago. Since she is on vacay right now and I am seriously missing my Margarita Thursdays I figured I would tackle this fun topic.

So everyone at one time or another has sat on their foot or slept on their hand and had it fall asleep. Suddenly you realize it is numb. You can't feel it, yet you can, and then you move it and it starts... The tingling, the pins, the needles, the sudden sense of feeling and then loss of feeling again, it goes on and on until finally you have the full sense of feeling back in you limb and all the crazy sensation overload comes to an end.

Well from time to time when sitting too long, or in a funny position we found that we and our friends had experienced our entire leg falling asleep. It is really a strange feeling as you would think that you would feel your foot falling asleep, but it doesn't really work that way. It is more like it works from the hip down. The funny thing is it also works from the hip over, meaning it works its way from the hip over to the middle of the vagina and stops... Funny how it never crosses the mid line of the body... Anyway back on topic, so then like when any other limb falls asleep, you notice it when it is numb. You can't feel it, and then you can and you notice that it is half of your vagina that is numb, then you realize "oh yeah, I can't feel my leg either..." (yes the leg is totally an after thought, I mean come on you can't feel half of your whoo ha) And then begins the total sensory overload of your body trying to right its self, and yes ladies that includes a strange, but enticing tingling in your whoo ha. As the tingling increases, fades, increases, and fades, lets face it ladies a mini O is on the way. So like any other sleepy limb, embrace the experience, hit it, rub it, or shake it out and enjoy the ride to the the mini or hopefully the BIG O!