SEX...such a powerful three letter word. It can signify love, commitment, a good time. It can define women as beautiful, sexy, dirty, whore... three little letters and so much power. And then there are the ways that sex affects a relationship who gets the power, if you are married and your a woman, you do. Allelujah! For once we have the upper hand. Seriously girls your don't even have to be good at it (NO not speaking of personal experience, I even checked to make sure), every guy I have asked has agreed good or bad you can get them to do shit with the power of sex.
My husband and I have been together for 12 years and been married for 8, our longest dry spell was about 4 months because I was super pissed at him and refused to give it up. That was a couple of years ago and at the time we should have taken out stock in astro glide. But seriously, at present while not pissed I am not getting any because my husband refuses to complete basic tasks around the house. For instance mowing the back yard. He does the front but not the back (and not this is not some gross metaphor, I actually mean the yard at our house). Why on earth do you not mow the front and the back at the same time. Or do one one day and the other the next. Here's the deal when he gets his ass back in gear and starts completing tasks game on, until then he has his astroglide and I have my rabbit.It got so bad I even bartered with the ever coveted BJ, not my cup of tea, plus I gave one almost everytime we had sex for the first 2 years of our relationship considering we were in our 20's in college with no kids and no commitments and we had sex a couple times a day I think I have put in my time and am done, except for special occasion (which of course I deem special), and the man still did not get the yard done. So now me and my rabbit are going to town because the hubs can't get his shit together. SERIOUSLY!
So he bitches and moans about not getting any and still is not completing the tasks he says he will. AHHHHHH! Hunny get your shit together I have needs too and while the rabbit is good woman, like men, want SEX. Yes I can hold out longer than you can and I do in the hopes that you do the shit around the house that you are asked to do. To his credit he has finally gotten the yard taken care of, although the weeds need some serious work and sadly he as not gotten any because I have been sick for week now (I really do feel bad about that), but on the other hand he has left the kitchen a mess for three days in a row and needs to put Monkey's desk together and Bear's dresser together. I hope it gets done soon (for both of our sakes) or else me and my rabbit are going out for another date.
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