Thursday, June 24, 2010

A Make Out Short List

When SP and I were talking and consulting others on what makes a good make-up I was left with a bunch of tips that did not make the cut so here they are...


Invest in a good lip balm. Chap lips are an absolute no-no. If I feel the peely chappedness of your lips, game over

Each person has their own feelings about facial but no matter the amout, it needs to be maintained. I wax my eye brows and my lip, please show the same respect and do some basic upkeep so my face doesn't break out in a rash.

Keep a pack of gum on you at all times. Good breath is a must. To this day I will make my husband go and brush his teeth if I think he has bad breath before a make-out.

I personally, am anti-smoking, so smokey breath or smoke on your clothes is an instant turn off.

Take care of the stank... BIG, BIG NO-NO. If you smell like funk, stay the fuck away.

Hands... clean manicured. I'm not talking about metrosexual manicured here. I am talking about clean hands, clean trimmed nails. You are going to be touching my face with those hands I want them to be clean. Furthermore I am keeping an eye out cause I may be asking those hands to go on an adventure later. Dirty grimey hands are not wanted on my face, my body, and certainly not on the little lady.

Ok I think that covers the basics... Go forth and suck face!

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